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"A #Vegetarian is a #Person who won’t #Eat anything that can have #Children ."

"When you first joined Facebook you never thought this shit would be this addictive (:"

"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."

"When I watch a movie with subtitles, I can’t help but read them, even if I don’t need to."

"“Sir, we’re surrounded” Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"